Harry Plopper

Android

📲 Add Plopper to the share sheet

1. Open plopit.uk in Chrome on your Android phone.
2. Tap the ⋮ menu → Add to Home screen / Install app.
3. Now open any post in X, LinkedIn, Reddit, Instagram, Chrome, etc., tap Share, and pick Plopper.
4. Plopper grabs the shared text/link, scores it, and opens the report — ready to share.

No account, no app store. The install just registers the share target.

iPhone / iPad

🍎 Build the Deslop Shortcut

iOS doesn't support web share targets, so use the built-in Shortcuts app. Takes about a minute.

1. Open Shortcuts → tap + → Add Action.
2. Search Receive and add Receive input from Share Sheet. Set it to accept Text, URLs, Safari web pages.
3. Add Get Text from Input (or Get Dictionary Value if you want the URL).
4. Add Get Contents of URL and configure it:

URL:      https://plopit.uk/api/jobs
Method:   POST
Headers:  Content-Type = application/json
Request Body: JSON
  text = (the Shortcut Input variable)

5. Add Get Dictionary Value for the key jobId from the Contents of URL result.
6. Add Open URLs with https://plopit.uk/ followed by the jobId variable.
7. Name it Deslop and tap Done. In the shortcut's settings, turn on Show in Share Sheet.

Then from any app: Share → Deslop. The report opens in Safari.

Either platform

🔗 Just want the API?

The same endpoint powers everything. CORS is open, so you can call it from anywhere.

POST https://plopit.uk/api/jobs
Content-Type: application/json

{ "text": "…the thing you want to deslop…" }

→ { "jobId": "…", "url": "/…", "redirect": "/…" }